and strike match
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and strike match
Great balls O'fire
flaming pork balls
too near bbq
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scorched but alive
Charred shrivelled nuts
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tea for two
Hammer and chisels
gouge and mallet
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her flavoursome flange
With mascarpone cream
enveloping her vulva
Cut the cheese
Lovely aged cheddar
nice old dear
only Wensleydale’s best
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adorns your bellend
wendy licks it-off
she's worth bonking
especially from behind
only from behind
as her face
Is watching Corrie
with a nonce
wearing a poncho
Sancho Panza’s revenge
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Series 5, part-III
a bit funny-looking
her breast implants
Could go .......Pop
required hot iron
In the fire
The devils cauldron
brews a nice-cuppa
as does old-Maggie
tea for two
but no petrol
Nuggets at pumps
wearing trackie bottoms
checked shell suits
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chafing the chavs
with chaffy stuff
make them pay
with plastic money
appreciating toytown currency
pretty monopoly money
pretty money monopoly
Pretty Money Penny
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A cunning linguist
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A gob shite