warm jammy sandwich
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warm jammy sandwich
special princess pad
Soaking up juices
for special cocktail
with sugared rim
Gin fizz cocktail
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Council pop......water
Liver and Kidney
you are offal
Watch your spleen
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explode from within
too many baked-beans
cloud my vision
of her bum
Big wobbly bum
Glutinous buttock fetishist
Nice chunky arse
Jelly on springs
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Wibbly wobbly ride
immoderate excessive speed
causes seasickness overboard
Totally emptied guts
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the ebbing tide
burpy bottom syndrome
Frenulum Frenetic Forcemeat
french letters indecipherable
Call Alan Turing
Enigma en Francais
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They're a mystery
What women want
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That's an impossibility
said the Oozlum-Bird
beak pulsating wildly
Ostrich in sand
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Arse pointed upwards
this won't hurt
Plucking big feathers
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Pippa parts her-pishers
while Vicar wanks
With choir boy
into his microphone
farts into it
phantom raspberry blower
unpopular in lifts
especially with bad-breath
Connoisseurs of fart-gas, however,
A fart smella
Love the lows
Sniff the highs
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past her thighs