bare or stockinged?
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bare or stockinged?
bare, nude, free
careful of nettles
adds more swellings
time for ointment
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rub it in
makes interesting sarnies
very slightly fishy
essence of gusset
its trimethylamine's fault
a bit random?:scratch:
causes smelly fish:eyebrows:
if you say-so:D
gusset fell open
out popped a
sweet little cat
known as 'puss'
with no boots
she likes feet
moist but clean
A fresh mop
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A princess strop
bloody well now
no interviews thanks
CV in bin
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is totally unemployable
as his sexual-harassment
was laughed at
yet another popinjay
with swell head
princess' pervy boss
quivered in corner
while she teased
Him with heels
some shoe dipping
and causing risings
Some swelling below
cruelly left-to point
with little percy
rude to point
nursing-his painful stiffy
after nail dragging
along his Jap's-eye
blood stained finger
ah, it's shark-week
bitten and smitten
chewed and screwed
Swallowed and spewed
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wiped his windpipe
Princess got-a SHOCK!:wowzer: