Tomas de Torquemada
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Tomas de Torquemada
and Mr Bean
someone say beans
eat human beans
flick the bit
ready to squirt
too late already
you swallowed it?
well its gone
until pavement-pizza arrives
messing street art
Double Chummly Bunce
fish and chips
smothered in ketchup
So they claim
makes you hard
a permo-stiffy, which
Flies to moon
flies on Granny
Dead for weeks
crispy and rigid
baked to crisp
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Grannies pea soup
has hard crust
overdone the toast
Cheap shitey toaster
all break down
Dancing on floor
The funky chicken
fart-bubbles in bath
when burst release
spirits of demonic-possession
Whiskey, Rum, Brandy
Fire, brimstone, damnation
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in the crosshairs
very cross Hares
angry funny bunnies
thanks honey bunny
beware bunny boilers
was-a fatal attraction
And a distraction
like enormous schwanzstucker
And Arnold Schwarzenegger
hasta la vista
get them spread!
anal sphincter vented
bottom end leak
He shit himself
in literal terms
Unfortunate bowel movement