job well done
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job well done
Done well job
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flush it now
not her jam-rag
mess in pan
bulky and un-flushable
requires a surgeon
a tragic case
of hating tampons (I can hear Del now:D)
unless sugar coated
with pink glitter
HO HO HO
lift-up yer skirt
You mean kilt
show your nuts
his dangly thing
Happy Christmas All [emoji4]
swinging from his
Santa swinging along
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By his baubles
jingling like jingles
From swinging sack
santa's empty sack
comes once yearly
Down the chimney
Extinguishing the fire
Trembled the knees
Fell right down
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wrinkling her tights
wasp up skirt
smelling fusty knickers
stinging the minging..
minge fringe
unwashed for decades
Old girl Havisham
reeked of kippers
after teasing herself
with her maxi-pad
Moist and sweet
but poorly decorated
Time for tuck
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big jammy dodger
Lick out middle
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where clots are
they are stupid
Judge not, lest
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Be upon thee
Fire and brimstone
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After a curry
Time for enema
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