Fly the flags
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Fly the flags
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Warn your enemies
Eat them quickly
while they're hot
especially the giblets
With diet coke
mixed with smegma
polish on top
sprinkle bell-end cheese
Spaghetti with parmesan
rice with tofu
curry and chips
before a blowjob
Mutton as lamb
Puss in boots
knob bumps cervix
Stole her belongings
Put them back
Take them back!
her favourite knickers
wiping bicycle seat
after a sniff
of toilet seat
asshole centering device
direct hit-on sphincter!
Perfectly deep feeling
taking it whole
without a condom
shoot your load
down the pan
what a waste
of good man's-milk
thick pineapple chunk
floating-in dirty water
Nasty smelly floaters
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Pond of misery
He's been hobbled
Properly tied up
In concrete overcoat
dumped in harbour
with old carpet
stuck between teeth
bits of minge
trimmings intertwined with
stained tampon string
once a month
On dance floor
There's murder on
wearing high-heels, so
the low spark