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rise those flaps
and shake em
Shower is needed
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flush those crabs!
Lobsters will catchem
Make crustacean stew
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That's pie Ella
The Spanish crawl
The English brawl
her floral dresses
Tattered and torn
Knickers well worn
Peeka boo gusset
There it is!
that telltale bulge
imminent blow out
he gets excited
Full English Breakfast
thick pork sausages
swinging in wind
meeting her bare-bum
Showing full moon
gets herself nicked
by pervy policemen
who slipped her
a fat length
of German sausage
she screamed, and
put her bib
around his protuberance
then slashed about
his cheesy balls
with razor-sharp twiglets
rearranging her pigtails
Giving her-the trots
soiling her clean
Freshly changed sheets
of green pasta
With white sauce
and cream pie
Sweet juicy pi
Apple and raspberry
scented her 'flower'
Sprayed with Zoflora
to neutralise bacteria
Nowt kills pish
Stinky ammonia water
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A nostril slasher
Makes toes curl