Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

when head's bald

and your half-incher

fails to stand

like sergeant wants

up to attention

she slaps it

Round the gills

Feeling really green

it-stiffens to a semi

slightly too much

But not enough

to swing sweet

For Bendy Wendy

and big-beaned Brenda

Claudette's fanny friend

Bit'o licky licky

horny girly fun

Naught goat horn

just Spanish Fly

Fishing in greenhouse

Spreading the muck

from her nappy

on the carpet

oh look, placenta!

Popped one out

with brown hair

and buck teeth

good for gobbles

Without the risk

of turkey gravy

and white sauce

for Cream pie

Pie and mash

Pour on liquor

Gobble it slowly

Drink your fill

her hot wee

Urolagnia a go-go

try-a Golden Shower

Or brown sausage

and-a 'Dutch oven'

With Hollandaise sauce

With eggs Benedict

Only smoked salmon

Hot on tail

of the whale

Her HUGE arse,

Is a Fluke

Multi use device

Swiss pocket knife