Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

whilst blowing on

the breezy flaps

by inspecter catflap

and sergeant pish-flap

and constable cockup

Miss Fannys coming

home with bun

flicking her bean

grinding it gently

smell the aroma

of fishy fingers

and cooked cucumber

marinated in Olive's-oil

and Popeyes spinach

and milky white

kids are barred

from the disco

down at Porky's

Being deliciously whipped

with a slipper

And spring whisk

for frothy phyllis

blobbing her juice

through the trunk

Roads of Wales

breathed the dragon

Of-the privot hedge

which wrexham badly

If not clipped

by Signore Marco:D

a Glasgow send-off

by teasy-weasy Marco

flossy needs shaving

use whipped cream

on her nipples

and hairy areolas

under the armpits

and Kyber pass

covered in Afghan

bum fluff, with

a shake of-pepper

rubbed into saddlebags

now leaning forward

expectantly waiting for

another offside flag

pole in position

red flag flying

for the commies

or painters in

the crimson rivers