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of Ben Nevis

lump o' lumps

to deal with

and gas emissions

from pert bottoms

or flabby versions

neat petite woofer

sounding distinctly farty

due to torn

flaps abused by

sharp pebble dash

said Miss Whiplash

to Mr Slapdash

stronger bog roll

will be required

industrial strength bottie

requires steel wool

and angle grinder

to shift the

huge skid lines

and crusty chunks

emitting a pong

worsening with heat

marinating and intensifying

like squelchy feet

in septic tank

varnishes the nails

all black and

with marbled veins

pulsing like firemans

large industrial strength

chopper with teeth

that tears holes

in pantie-hose crotches

with reinforced gusset

a brownish russet

tasted like nougat

with a pinch

of chocolate ice-cream

and banana split

against the barrier

Of sound waves

emanating from woofer

Fido, who was

licking his bits

especially his tweeter

which was horny

sharp and pointy

with purple bulb

on my boob