some with waterproof
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some with waterproof
roll on deodorant
necessary to hide
stench of gangrene
lanced scrotum boils
Undeterred, I removed
A layer of
putrid rotting flesh
revealing wriggling maggots
and robotic components
Foot and mouth
Yoga for dafties
legs spread wide
expelling excess methane
Silent but violent
smoking not allowed
whilst rubbing one's
pet racoon's gonads
becoming strangely aroused
friction fornication forthcoming
unless Martha offers
compare the meerkat
Dive Dive Dive!
fishy smell detected
In the fishmarket ???
no, between legs
cottage-cheese secretion evident?
dutch edam prevailing
Quick, grab-a-cracker!
Well blow me !
And Mandy did!
Full steam ahead
wrapping her gums
with gentleman's relish
and pickled nuts
like wayward sluts
desparate for dick
longing for Richard
's bean-flicking skills
Nixon's Watergate papers
used as arse-wipes
for bum-loving boys
and their jaunty
ginger moustaches dripping
eagerly anticipating entry
of eye-watering cockerel
and mouth-watering Saucisson
nibbling-off the tips
frying up chips
three words daily