for fly-away hair
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for fly-away hair
and unkempt pubes
sadly going grey
Apply Grecian 2000
won't it sting?
pain and pleasure
on a baldy-chuff
Grecian devalues though
(song) Drachma, he's making
mincepies at me
sniff her pie
like ripe stilton
musky, but fishy
pungent and salty
prawn cocktail anyone?
seafood dip, sir?
beef jerky ready!
insert yer crab-stick
jerk-it up Claudette
avoiding her tampon
use a crampon
shove a bag-on
your enormous erection
or flippy floppy
soon-to-be-stiff
stand at attention
waving it at
the French tarts
unbuttoning their blouses
Ze haf no-trousis
but eiffel tower
I fell over:lol:
my own appendage
long John todger
the pole vaulter
pole meets hole
krak one ow
worry her beard
fashioned by gimlet
trimmed by Gilette
Rimmed by Remington
skid-marks by Senokot
rasberry-ripple by bodyform
make mine-a 99
fancy some jelly?
KY only please
custard and trifle
some clotted-cream, perhaps?
creamed in my-tea
Uurggh dirty boy