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gain shapely legs
and luscious buttocks
Effin' quiet here! :)
no ripping yarns :D
Palin was great...
chestnut paling is-shit
impaling is better
on a pole
the new pole-dancing
for horny masochists
poles are greased
Greece has Poles
nice, stiff ones
well, you know
how she likes
very different strokes
but fails to
knuckle down properly
and wash-the dishes
and coming close
to being sexist... :D
But as long
as you don't....
projectile vomit over
her prized cucumbers
all is well...
when inserting them
into the ground :stalks:
coffee for satisfying
all your bits...
recently planted cactuses
Spike your drink
with some stuff
pinch of snuff
sitting in-the buff
waving at vicar
with shitty knicker
and dicky ticker
makes lights flicker
and fishwives bicker
man of wicca
gently stroking his
plaque caked ticker
that will stop
rattling about in
it's little cage
to play forfeits
it's veins engorging
her pulsating jumbo