The monster mash
Printable View
The monster mash
Sweet mash tun
Mad tatty basher
cooking up Potcheen
Full ninety percent
One hundred-n eighty
You need two-to-tango
Three legged race
Low swinging pole
Get to sleep
wake-up with wood
Apes a poppin'
Claude's in town
Claudette has left
her dildo container
very badly stained
And badly trained
piss poorly aimed
cum badly drained
Balls inside out
Hung, drawn, quartered
Displayed at Market
Pulling hung pork
milking it dry
Then touching iron
Giving it hard
smoothing the crease
steam it flat
bar the dimple
Blended Scotch Whisky
can be good
massaged into pert
Primal-Relex Release Technique
PRRT "pronounced "PertQuote:
Originally Posted by AJSki2fly
inserted as probe
Arse boring engineering
through fatty layers
like fatty arbuckle
chewing a kebab
Shitting for England
nice fat logs
good fire lighters
especially with gas
Everyone-is doing it
in the road
pressing out brownies
over policemens heads
purple helmets abound
Primed & ready
make mine a