unlike nice white
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unlike nice white
knickers that are...
Bridget Jones belly-warmers
I can't comment..
Sloggies best knickers.... :eyebrows:
selling on eBay
used and soiled
100 percent organic
microwave full power
to dissolve skidmarks
retains all nutrients
savoured by connoisseurs
bottled world wide
of fine elastic
a gourmet of-gusset
Threads and curlies
irredeemably devoid of
Any proper hygiene
including free snail-trails
And monkey paw-prints
down Matron's stockings
With orange tang
right turn clyde
feel lucky punk?
well do ya?
make my day!
I reckon so
promises, promises, shweety...
nag nag nag
not tonight, Josephine
you talk dirty
waddaya mean Harry?
I'm Holly, not-Harry
hi there, hairy
my 'flower' is
gently weeping alas
after being rammed
by fire hose
Hose or jose?
wants first go
up the ladder
of her tights
stairway to heaven
stairway of gold
descent into depravity
get on down:dance:
yo knees sucka
blowing my trumpet
don't give two-hoots
a mute owl