what a shower
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what a shower
all 'golden' and
all that glistens
on your bellend
needs a'good buffing
to remove cheesy
smeg build up
one has to
apply a chisel
for sharp tip
loosening the crud
from jap's eye
but remembering to
apply extra leverage
just under lid
where the froth
sticks like glue
it's super spunk
potent man glue
Johnny Winter says...
I'm not dead!
If resurrected he
would play Great
balls of Fire
I've just 'pumped'
me bicycle tyres
full of fart-gas
you'll need insurance
to payoff the
hooker's excessive charges
for blow job
£100 for soapy-wanks:doh:
washing the torpedo
Vile of Viagra
guaranteed not to
wilt under pressure
will help to
rise and shine
droop and dribble
after shot off
it usually softens
Matron's forbidding countenance
and morning stool
firm, nicely 'marbled'
chunk of granite
bloody and mucousey
rare steak dinner
becaue it's expensive
to fix hemorrhoids
and rampant narcissism