with an axe
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with an axe
toes of camel
winking at you
lips all perdy
tits all perky
leaking some milk
and taking silk
stockings, wrapping them
in his honour's
soft, milky thighs
a community service
awaited the scoundrel
"green side up!"
fat arse protruding
crack a smile
park a bike
up her crease
grease her fanny
front to back
flange rover discovery
munch the mucous
mop the batter
have a natter
make her fatter
mad as-a hatter
blame the mercury
feel it rising
to the challenge
devastated by fruit
bananas fit snugly
up her chuff
bone-crunchingly tight
split the difference
With a Marrow
purple sprouting veins
get some stuffing
for her scanties
more butter mildred
avoid any 'jam'
especially traffic jam
Warning! Congealed Entrance
danger of placenta
fry it! darlink
with some garlic
and a small-child
boiling the brain-milk
curdle the anklebiter
bash the rat
spank the monkey
snog a donkey