bunions are better
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bunions are better
smothered in butter
Banhammer the Marconian
once twice sold
to highest fibber
a top hustler
the price buster
the pound shop
selling £5 caramels
and cheap johnnies
to kinky Ronnies
Onion caramelisation factory
Matron's saucy sideline
Pulverised meat and
nice firm loin
Cybercrime Sex Police
Gonna Bust AoS
Poop in-your fist
a big curler...
dry and warm
firm, and nicely-marbled
with arsepic jelly
Everybody poops, the-video
director's-cut is crap
Starred Anne Drex
and Mark Skid
Introducing curly short
explosive first performance
pebble-dashed the porcelain
in a watery-gravy
Davy Jones' Locker
Swinging dodgy monkey
by the ears
increasing female libido
she's getting moist
spank the monkey
Churn that cream!
make Nurse scream
"who's your daddy"
last one 'in'
gets sloppy seconds
comes back f'more
just loves punishment
and strict discipline
cuffs and whips
lube-up the stap-on
Fish and chips
zero the sights
At-front of tights
encasing hairy balls