matching the snot
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matching the snot
on his toast
with toenail cheese
extricated from her
saggy anal passage
imminent rectal proplapse
signalling placenta slippage
and orificial ooze
suppurating, puss-like down
followed by seasonal
vegetables, lightly steamed
in lemon jus
and stagnant nappy-fluid
garnished with vomit
, penis fungal crust
, bowel bursting eruption
premature ejaculation fluid
rancid arse gravy
lovingly slurped by
sixteen vestal virgins
and syphilitic slags
wearing flat caps
Showing their flaps
flick that bean
Hear them scream
swallow the cream
just a dream?
yes i'm married
she prefers girls
with large pendulous
papontos, nipples erect
ready for fine-tuning
searching for luxembourg
Claudette lives there
speaker cable disaster
thickness was insufficient
Did the job
quality not quantity
girth before length
leg before wicket
shit before-the shovel
arse over tit
Kelly did fall
heels too high
behind her head
legs a kimbo
just a bimbo
from lower Brimbo
getting near Crimbo
Wotcha gettin' SWMBO?