doing the laundry
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doing the laundry
dressed in minskirts
suspenders & tights
which although enjoyable
can get sweaty
and blistered palms
bite the bulges
ease the throbbing
but continue knobbing
some ice applied
prefer Mr Whippy
crushed nuts or
rasberry ripple effect
99 change hands
bubble and squeek
deck the geek!
your da freak
Guilty as charged.
Christmas= Date rape
and parsnip abuse
so severe that
the chipolatas protested
the turkey gobbled
the full girth
and got stuffed
bollocked and buggered
to buggery by
Artificial Intelligent lifeforms.
wearing pink tutus
dancing in sync
to tubular bells
exorcisms are extra
as are facial-showers
Cream.... get-on top
and strum Layla
on rubber band
Ye wot, chuck?
get it ate!
Eaten, surely, no?
oui monsieur. Hercule
your left-testicle is
hanging rather low
said the bishop
mitre known that
Bobby loved infantilism
they rocked out
knuckle shuffled against
soiled adult nappies
glistening with sweat
so slippery it