Oooh really Matron!
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Oooh really Matron!
Be quiet Hattie!
liked her nooky
mind that bear
That's the wife
careful now Goldilocks!
That's me porridge
badly frayed pants
Y front when
panties run out
laddered her knickers
using a Twickers
big oval balls
bent and buckled
mickled and muckled
Tied in knot
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after massive splashing
armoured corpse enlistment
Zombie Army parade
crashed and burned
battered and toasted
cheesy top hat
Fungus infested rim
Needs a jetwash
Colonic power shower
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terminal bum crumble
Thrutch Busting Sphincter
Required water jetting
atomic vacuum trousers
Sizewell or return
Fifth Of October:scratch:
grand funk railroad
got lines crossed
High Speed Wankers
many crashed flankers
and occasional backfires
sex and drugs and politicians
tutti fuckin' fruitti
Hairy minge munching
pestilent yeasty codpiece
gone all mouldy
scab infested botulism
giant jobby wheecher
preacher got religion
parson's big nose
pick the winner
her enormous droopy
big floppy face
had rough stubble
Desperate Dan again