All the politicians
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All the politicians
Tell big porkies
winged pink pigs
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Can't fly really
with winged fanny-pads
but no stuffing
It's been eaten
by the crabs
Nipped in bud
Japanese Lotus Flower
Ate my mother
with rice noodles
Chop soy sauce
and flange oil
Good for turntables?
and mr flange
for frying bacon
sopping-wet panty gussets
with added starch
stiffening the Lycra
facilitating rigid insertion
and floppy withdrawal
snatched at muff
The dirty dog
pumped a frog
caught fin rot
Curmudgeonly ball scratcher
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Produced severe deflation
of blowup doll
In every dream-home
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Puncture repair kit
For the dingy
and for rachael
Really Oh Riley
its been-a whiley
An age thing
time to smiley [emoji2]
go extra miley
at half speed
Take your time
In the groove
It's tracking nicely
It's time warped
In the transporter
Beam me up
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capt, i'm-too fat
said the controller
beaming with glee
The Cheshire flea
drinking chinese tea