cucumber was ready...
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cucumber was ready...
fancy a sandwich?
A jam one? :eyebrows:
with crispy bits
of the piggy.. ;)
heavenly celestial bestial
he's so porky
but stiffly stalky
like my sunflowers
full of scratchings
said Van Gogh
to his pic...
Of Marco on
his cucumber stall
Stiffening in-the breeze
showing prize exhibit
Heavily knurled skin
full of 'juice'
a fruity smoothie
No bits in
bitless bitty juice
cloudy and acrid
Needs a stir
pop in your
Big stirring stick
and bulbous 'head'
Gordon Groin-Strain
suffers from Nomophobia
Gordon is-a Moron
Lost his mojo
lost on Dojo
Spanks it solo
with turgid jelly-like
dribbles falling from
quivering, flappy flanges
with crusty backhanders
Itchy pink joot
strawberry sorbet juice
with green streaks
and large bum-shaped
big potato fritter
wedged tightly into
her moist flange
for the vicar's
pancake party day
carrying sawn-off shotgun
into the church...
and poked it
with a cucumber
and custard sandwich