Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

I 'ate Christmas

''Bumhug'', declared Scrooge

as he fondled

Jacob Marley's chains

causing a peculiar

amount of friction

needing lubey lou

seasonal goose fat

for the "big-boned"

and sausagemeat challenged

skinless is better

tiny chipolatas unwanted

try cumberland ring

my favourite sausage :eyebrows:















Don't you lot get the wrong idea either :D I buy at least two when I shop every week :cool:

Brighton night out

'Showz-yer-stiffy', says

Lancing night in

washing my hair

pink shampoo preferred

washing yer balls

with a jetwash

scrotum-splitting stress

seeing a psychiatrist

on platonic basis

from alcoholic's anonymous

fancy a pint

if you're paying

Don't get frisky!

I'll 'ave 'alf

mines a whisky

recovery's looking risky

Misky farts, releasing

deadly silent fumes

death by asphyxiation

sit-on my face

eat me alive

sinks are scum

washers are wankers

bolts are bollock

frozen frigid fridges

avoid marrying them

just shag 'em

and dump 'em

n' eat em'

tastes quite fishy

the pants she

rinsed-out the juice

especially crotch area

triple ply gusset

all sizes available