of pimply wimps
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of pimply wimps
And multiple limps
nerdy, no-life geeks
back stabbing mummy's-boys
once interfered with
an internet pervo
strokes his beardy
surrounded by weirdies
beards like fanny's
dripping with smeg
public-sector 'workers', sitting
and worshipping master
as they have-nothing
but wanking to
their chosen 'guru'
Serial Bell-end polishers
cowering in closets
Coz mamma's home
nasty little snides
Looking for rides
and spiritual transcendence
The big dipper
shat his pants
blessed thy shorts
Gin, Vodka, Whiskey
a holy trinity
Big-daddy, young'un, n-spook
spin that pizza
Dough ball eater
dumb, duplicitous (and) deranged
So am I
so we've heard
through the grape-vine
a secret massage
of the prostate
troubles all behind-you
and sometimes ahead
With April showers
and occasional baths
in goats milk
Steam coming from
fart bubbles forbidden
Especially from mouth
and bed sores
From comfy sofa
sofar so good
with pink cushions
Warm and bouncing
with vicar pouncing
Oh my lord