Quality not quantity
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Quality not quantity
girth, not length
size dont matter
some girls disagree
...and then agree
sometimes it's hard
to buy pants
to do what?
house one's big-balls
and enormous stipend
it's tough being
a Nottingham sex-bomb
constantly getting your
arse in tatters
little boy blue
Nothing to do.
blows his horn
Before others do
Watching it waddle
crank it sideways
allowing the effluent
to laugh uncontrollably
through the Cistern
Look, a jobby!
on his nobby
flop out floppy
It's a 'curler'!
dang! that's purdy
Quick, snap it!
and freeze it
then sook it
off it's stick
you little tart
Not custard cream
but man's milk
dirty boy dream
involving rubber shorts
and whipped cream
with green bits
nestling amongst the
grotesquely tortured lego
yellow and shiny
like lemon brylcreem
and fluffy bits
it squeezed her
spleen so effectively
her quim exploded
and spread sputum
on devils horsebacks
throughout the land