With pink diamanté
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With pink diamanté
adult 'princess outfits'
with see-through knickers
and frilly aprons
dripping wet with
slippery love juices
pass the wellies
and an umbrella
daddy's emptying his
into a stockpot
big fat dumplings
soaked in gravy
man's milk and
stale goats piss
mulled like wine
nice warm toddy
rub-it-on your body
chanting 'Bill Oddie'
who loves tits
Great or Blue?
up to you
I'll have Sue
reach for the
flabby wobbly bits
instantly stiffening upon
entering the labyrinth
of delectable moistness
And slick loveliness
offering sloppy seconds
Bestride wet decks
shagging old wrecks
for ten-bob and
a dozen crabs
loving fresh seafood
fish-paste, mmmm lovely
I smell anchovies
Claudette is coming
an unforgettable scent
Keep calm, dear.
your knickers aren't
at all clean
Call Captain Skidmark!
with his scraper
and usual caper
turd busters r-us
that's not ectoplasm!
it smells wrong
a strange colour
and nutty texture
in mint green