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blow me down
That's not nice :(
Blow me up? :lol:
How'd we do?
Fair to middling... ;)
skanky boys win
Buxom girls rock :)
da bed springs
Forsooth, Rumpy Pumpy... :D
Rump Steak's nice
a veritable feast
placed before thee
Why no meat?
in the vicar
He likes meat ;)
tell the bishop :)
Why he's strange
Resembles a Chesspiece
Bash the bishop
pound the pork
Choke the Chicken
Syphon the Python
point Percy at ......
the porcelain throne
To chuck up
too much curry
Lots of carrot
and roast potatoes
spit roast preferred
with a chicken?
Gone quiet again!
.........................
Silent but deadly
she castrates him
That sounds painful
Doris Drongbucket never
knitted pubic wigs
but her yorkshires
Ballooned like Carbunkles
swollen and engorged
Turgid and throbbing
aching for relief
Thumping and pumping
Oh the floorstanders
rock the room
Blow yer woofers
get bent backwards
before being molested
by the vicar
Wearing black stockings