Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

Friction burns irritate

after some rumpy-pumpy

Curtains need cleaning

saddle-bags need sorting

Walls need painting

Beaker needs emptying

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cock needs washing

smell that Parmesan!

ballerkz need emptying

:eek:

Washing his juggles