Jane's 'jam-rag' needed
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Jane's 'jam-rag' needed
carefully avoiding mention
causing a pukefest
cucumbers all good
custard all bad
said auntie Glad
with enthusiastic disdain
dangling her knitting
from her knickers
whilst playing banjo
beside the fireplace
with her dentures
warming in-the pisspot
readying for dinner
sniff the aroma
suspiciously fart tinged
confined-within her panties
with-a large archive
of dodgy pictures
of her huge
bestiality DVD collection
huge erection, probably
Outside her window
on that giraffe
Swinging his ball
with gay abandon
well, abandoned anyways
due to pongy
Black pant dung
'maturing' nicely in
time for supper
garden worms with
mushrooms in flagrante
old Betty's favourite
before 6.30, but
after her bath
in sour milk
seeping into every
cooks best fetish
with a spoon
witherspoon's for beer
and a fumble
for loose change
to pay piper
for new sporran
and bagpipe chanter
lift ma kilt
see the monster
frighten the girls
and give them