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For ultimate freshness
slip it in
at its cheesiest
toilet seat treat
getting bogged down
in the mire
on the floor
shut that door
her fanny stinks
get the fly-swat
blat that beaver
chewer of trunks
said the elephant
with nibbled trumpet
respect your length
mighty veined strength
can penetrate anything
just ask dick
no stopping big-dick
breaking down doors
entering like bull
with gigantic bullocks
so I've herd
Big footballs rules
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means death pervades
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Originally Posted by struth
two laughing gobs
caught in headlamps
I shmell fahrt
sounds very smelly
and feel pish
running up leg
towards your catheter
transfusion of infusion
help with vigour
more likely rigour
which can-be useful
like nettle stings
on yer bellend
Quick, doctor send
is near Woking
Near planet Zod
where PC Plod
shat himself when
Bev produced cucumber
from under Zimmer-frame
and pumped it
blunting the tip
breaking her hip
slapping your lip