you're deed pal
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you're deed pal
said Audio Al
to his pishanto
big bud marco
who swap frocks
quicker than women
hairy legs hindering
use of stockings
a blistering cock-punch
was unleashed by
A marsh daisy
A flouncing fairy
egg laden lady
fertilise them, and
Run-for the hills
her minge stinks
like Baldrick's pants
essence of anchovy
grotesque ammonia spread
and burning poo
suck the liquid
through a straw
savouring the rancid
mince and cheese
Thrush crusted knickers
with skid marks
green and brown
down one side
adding extra flavour
To the nibbles
enjoyed before dinner
Sprinkled with mint
and a hint
Of soured cream
from his middle-leg
Congealed and sad
not tooo bad
when lights out
and tights down
lots of sagging
when she's nagging
and really gagging
go-to the pub:eyebrows:
for a rub
behind the bar
With merry maid
and a 'teasmade'
from milky swingers
and manky gingers
poor old pussies