confines of panties
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confines of panties
otherwise it will
fill your boots
black kinky boots
lick the heels
to de-scale tongue
then strap up
tight, to retain
the inherent freshness
of it all..
so-ends the ballad
makes one want
to dance around....
wearing only birthday-suit
that's so true...
mirror, mirror on..........
wall reveals all...
lumps and bumps :lol:
in right places... :eek:
Are beauty spots
for obstreperous penguins
to waggle their
chocolate orange centres
at passing gypos
Travelling to Wallsall.
'Wheres that?' said
a clueless cockney
Checking his globes
lit with strobes
see thru robes
Make flashing legal
on wednesdays only
Big Brenda smiled
and opened her
mysterious cellar trapdoor
Do Not Enter
her moist dungeon
hideously deformed armies......
and what awaits
any serious transgression
of the sort
May cause loss
of pubic hair
and wedding tackle
bruised and battered
with French fries
soaking in fanny-oil
99p at Lidl
working a fiddle
Forking a widdle