Makes one happy
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Makes one happy
two happy too
menage a trios
big nappy soakers
bored with cocaine
She don't lie
about yer teeny-cock
Itty bitty balls
and fat belly
propensity to phut
Tendency to fart?
yes, expel botty-gas
whenever talking politics
Theresa talks shite
day and night
loses every fight
Goes down swinging
the dancing queen
the prancing has-been
don't mention Rod-Stewart
a failed dealer
of European junk
flammable sex toys
ladyboys looking hot
cock n'bum fun
said celebrity arsonist
backside red raw
sphincter rammed open
up to elbow
in slippy arse-oil
in slippery arse-hole
berg break ups
with tranny fiancee
entranced with fanny
fancied her granny
tranny shags granny
granny wants gangbanged
she wants spit-roasting
insert hot poker
and pull hard
on hash-filled hookah
piped lift music
top floor please
a swim first
down the plughole
hole in one
ladder in other
stairway to heaven
Watch your step
Slide the handrail