said Matron grabbing
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said Matron grabbing
his protuberant appendage
Pinocchio problem again?
'Twas this big
stretching her pussy
out of shape
bigger than big
Holier than thou!
said the Satanist
spade is trumps
joker is high
She likes girls
with big cocks
super-sized strap ons
No, she men
She's a male
In Ladies Toilets
Bemused by wall
Tear down wall
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Skint the country
Fell on arse
fortunately was padded
with his baws
bruised nether region
kicked the balls
bent them badly
lotion all over
Given an oiling
Keep well lubed
Ky jelly’s best
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tastes like shit
cheesy man glue
warm protein drink
she gladly gobbles-up
for her complexion
Green wellie juice
from sheep's hooves
Custard and wellies
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with sweaty feet
Stinking fungus delight
sweet love juices
handily absorbed by
Auntie's adult nappy
hugely cumbersome and
full of pooh:eek:
hellish faecal incontinence
eat my shorts
Bard of springfield
liked young boys
taught them well