Russell, that's so funny:rfl:
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Russell, that's so funny:rfl:
That’s my ex to a tee!
Russell
I went to my G.P. with problems down under. After initial tests, she told me that I'd have to stop masturbating. When I asked why, she said
"Because I'm trying to examine you !".
Last time I went to the doctor, he said "if you take it easy and stop smoking and drinking, you may make it back to your car".
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Trump has two parts of brain,"left" and "right". In the left side, there 's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Clever man. Pity he is such an asshole
A man called Simon goes on Stars in their eyes & Mathew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair.
Mathew asks, what happened ?
I was in a car crash with my Uncle. He died & I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs & grafted them onto me, in six months time I will be able to walk again.
That's amazing say's Mathew. Who are you going to be for us tonight then ?
Tonight Mathew I'm going to be,
Simon & Half Uncle.
Had a really encouraging first day as a sound engineer, I got amazing feedback.
Which main London railway terminus is used by Billingsgate to send out lobsters and crabs to the provinces ?
King's Crustacean.
I spent all day Sunday sending distress calls and really developed a flare for it.
Conjunctivitis.com really is a site for sore eyes.
I've just got myself a new dry-wipe white board. It really is remarkable !
What would happen if the Universe exploded ?
No matter.