What the hell is 'IMMAC'?
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What the hell is 'IMMAC'?
S'up to you. If you want it we'll give it to you. Have a think. It might be a useful 'haven' in future ;)
Yes, the vote looks as if it's going that way. The poll closes at the end of today. I have the feeling Ashley and jc won't contribute on those terms, so IMO they're as good as gone, which is shame (although I know you won't agree).
Marco.
Paddy and Mick are walking down a country lane...
They see a big cow so Paddy walks over to it, lifts up its tail and kisses it right on the arse.
"You dirty b*stard.” says Mick. "What did you do that for?"
"I've got chapped lips.” says Paddy.
"Well that's not gonna make them better!” says Mick.
"No", says Paddy, "But It'll stop me f*ckin' lickin' them!"
Marco.
Even Stephen Fry takes the piss out of Norfolk; can't think why!
Two old Norfolk boys were watching a hearse roll slowly by. As it disappeared into the distance, one asked "Who died, then?"
" 'im in the box, I reckon", said the other.
"Yis", mused the first old boy, " driver looked orrite".
Little Johnny walks in to his parent's bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one.
His dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts: "Get out!"
A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's room, so he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran.
Johnny just looks at him and says: "Not so f*ckin funny when it's your mum, is it?"
Marco.