down the pub
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down the pub
that makes sense :cool:
eat a fence
on yer bike
shag a pike
economies of scales
and fin-like protusions
protrusions are dangerous
really why's that?
check maternity wards
no they're scary!
Oooh Matron...Quickly!
yak yak yak
vomit is veg
Tastes like vomit
yea, err next
well blow me :doh:
I'd rather not
just plain naughty
oh yes please
very bad boy
likes big tits
and ladies bits
I luurrve smoothies
like lionel richie
prefer shaved flanges
that smell of...
smell of female
Taking a wee
after a wank
you or her
Sounds like fun
a shot each
defiantly fun then
defiant or definite
or maybe infinite
definitely maybe, tossers
need a slap
everyone loves slappers
doing a turn
bent right over
don't smoke near
A lit potato
no jacket required (did you see what I did there....:D..did ya)
oh, very droll
two hearts beating....(you can see where this is going ;)
two arses farting
in just one
Cornetto, give it...