I have been considering it tbh..
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I have been considering it tbh..
Wot, buying Chez a sex toy?:eyebrows:
Marco.
No fucking off.
No way, you'd miss her too much! You've had an argument dude, you'll get over it:)
Marco.
Avoid risky activities, as right now is not a good time to be carted off to hospital!
So, no ladders, no power tools, no motorbike riding or horse riding, no starting rows with aggressive strangers, no russian roulette (especially with an automatic :)), no trying to make friends with strange dogs, no eating that curry that's been in the bottom of the fridge for three weeks, no using hovermowers whilst wearing flip-flops, no opening Champagne unless you are absolutely certain where the cork will go, no working under cars on wobbly jacks, no playing with matches and cans of petrol.......and so on!
:D
And no window licking when riding on buses.
Very windy here at the moment, so I probably shouldn't be up on the roof. But there's a great view of the fires on Winter Hill. I think I'll go and help put them out. Got a nice first aid kit from Lidl just in case :)
these pricks that go flaunting rules and have barbeques up tere should be shotQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
There have been drones up on these hills spotting folk going up there without good reason. Why they can't have some decent footage of these morons I do not know. There should be more drones up there patrolling the area, and I don't mean them toy-looking things with the camera, I mean the type used by the US Army to dispatch Talibanners.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
:rfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
If they get caught and charged there still be smart arsed lawyers defending em :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
I'd make them lick the door handles of every shop open in their area, as well as the buttons on ATM machines.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Marco.
& be very carefulll where you shove your Dick & Tongue
And find where they live and fire bomb their houses. Shame the Fire Brigade won't be able to attend - too busy dealing with Winter Hill :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
I have read of 'daredevil' groups forming who deliberately lick the toilet seats and door handles of public lavatories - playing Russian roulette with COVID-19. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
I see Boris has written to us all. Lovely, another piece of potentially contaminated crap coming through the letter box!
He'll have someone else lick the stamps for himQuote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Hell have wrote the initial letter to be printed off thats it..
Big delivery of provisions due this afternoon from Tesco. I'll have to work out where to put it all as space is tight, the contents of freezers will need a re-think. I'm hoping everything I ordered turns up. Care will be taken handling it.
'Just watching 'Thunderball' for the millionth time. Bond on the spine-stretching machine. Why does it have a speed setting that is so fast it will kill a man? Why would the manufacturer design that in? Why not just have a top speed that's safe? The indicator dial even has a red section so you know when you've turned it up to danger.
What's the sales pitch for this thing? 'Yes sir this would be an ideal accessory for your health spa, and what's more you can set it so it kills people. There's no safeguards, you simply ratchet it up with this handle just like this. You see the needle going into the red zone on the large chromium plated display here sir? That's there so you can be sure it's going at a lethal speed.'
'Yes sir, very simple, no safeguards, anyone could just wander in and do it. Even kids messing around. And of course the person on the rack can't stop them as he's strapped down. Yes, it'll rip a man apart. Why does it need to be able to go at a lethal speed? Well, I don't know. I just sell them sir, I don't design them. What's that sir? Lawsuits? No, not so far sir, not as far as I know.'
Yea , its awesome though that fillum !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
The Vulcan cooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr. ;)
Who cares? - it has the divine Claudine Auger, now sadly no longer with us.
https://media3.s-nbcnews.com/i/newsc...9de7084ceb.jpg
Indeed, very nice in the day!
ah, Claudine xx
Had my bathroom re-done so had hifi all wrapped up in case of dust etc... only just unwrapped it all... I've so missed my toons.. now on :)
Hope everyone is doing ok ;)
Yeah all fine here, good to see you back and glad you're well!:)
Marco.
That's great to hear Marco... it's nice to be back ;)
Hi Bev! :wave:
Hiya Geoff... you ok ?
They say to stay in... so what's a girly supposed to do ? :lol:
Near enough thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Good to hear Geoff.... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
My new bathroom..... at last I have a shower.....
It's been a nightmare washing hair in basin and then getting in bath so having a new shower is just lovely...
Just fitted a 3 way dispenser for shower gel, shampoo n 'underneath' wash ... love it....
I miss a bath. I've a wet floor shower room. It's handy and plenty room, with no step in etc, but I miss a nice deep bath
I never had a deep bath... I just don't get it... I get bored ... so now having a shower is just lovely... hair n body all in one... :lol:
How do u play submarine in a shower [emoji23]
I guess you don't Grant....Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
I normally have my nails done, as well as a pedi, at my local nail salon but as they are now closed I'm having to learn how to do my own....
I've purchased a nice electric nail drill and all the bits needed to do my own nails very soon...
My cousin's worried about his missus cutting his hair, she's bought a home haircutting kit from B&Ms :lol:
Yes my hair was the other thing I was worried about so I'll cut my fringe and let the rest grow out a bit....Quote:
Originally Posted by Roy S
This cracked me up:
https://www.tiktok.com/@moxiandsass/...ms&source=h5_m
Just click on the pic to play....
I see Keir Starmer is expected to be elected as the new Labour (or should that be New Labour?) leader shortly. Strikes me this will come across as a bit of a 'non-event' under the present circumstances.
Under any circumstances.
never actually heard of him
Me neither, but then I used to believe Tony Blair founded the Witch Project...
'Lockdown Meltdown' imminent!
I think the sun and warmth will kick it off this weekend, with all the morons getting in their cars and heading for parks, the seaside and the countryside and the police will be overwhelmed!
Easter, next week will be even worse unless radical steps are taken.
Shoot on sight.
The morons started early round here :rolleyes:
https://www.time1075.net/157978-2-po...ing-the-manor/
Profiteering? Who'd do a thing like that? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TimTams-A...4AAOSwM6hee0YE
Shame they don't hand out hard labour jail time these days. I'd have given this worthless git five years!!
https://www.itv.com/news/2020-04-07/...t-on-officers/
Meeces fighting on the London Underground:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-522...-tube-platform