from the washing
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from the washing
turned up again
covered in slime
after someone had
sneezed on them
depositing huge globules
of resin by-products
causing sticky residue
try white spirit
to loosen the
bowels and then
empty your load
on the balanced
dichotomy of antithesis
as initially planned.
Suddenly a big
, slightly flatulent bottom
boomed backwards flipping
arse over tit
into the arms
of Peter Belt ;)
replete with excreta
could've looked neater
tucking his winkle
into mash potato
'bangers' and mash?
with mustard and gravy
meat and two-veg
{Alex said to his boyfriend}
"Showz yer chipolata!"
:lol: ;)
[the boyfriend said back]
d'you want stuffing? :kiss:
Paxo the rooster-booster
supercharges your cock!
turning it from
a mild-mannered tweetie-pie
into-a-throbbing-purple-veined
farm yard frightener
protuberant Donkey worrier
exciting his prey-with
Tin Of Baked-Beanz :confused:
stuffed down his
Tin Can Alley
Where the ladies
Like hanging about
talking about anything
nothing at all
but comparing melons
not to mention
their beaver 'trims'
and battery devices
used and abused