I found this very amusing
It caused a bit of a stir in some quarters too http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35288560 :)
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I found this very amusing
It caused a bit of a stir in some quarters too http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35288560 :)
Just been for a lovely Indian curry, I had a chicken tarka, it's like a chicken tikka, just a little otter. :)
Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
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.Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild but when they go, they take your house and car.
took my other half to the doctors the other day, to try and cure her tourettes ...
It turns out she doesn't have it, she really thinks I'm a f*****g b*****d, and really does wish I'd f*** off
My mate's girlfriend, was dancing on a table in the club.
"Good legs," I said to him.
"Do you really think so?," he asked.
"Yes," I replied, "most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
Man vs Woman difference
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...7e&oe=5704A3EA
Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.
He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits then?"
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
A man is worried about the health of his wife.She has been wandering off in the night & falling prey to all types of unscrupulous men who have taken advantage of her confused state & having their wicked way with her.
He takes her to the doctors & retells the symptoms. The doctor says that her behavior may be cause by Alzteimers but because of all her sexual activity she may have contracted AIDS but he can't be sure.
The husband says what can you do to help her?
The doctor replies that he should take her out for a drive & drop her off a couple of miles from their house.
What do I do then replies the husband.The doctor says that he should return home & if she turns up whatever you do don't f*&k her!