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Must be a pic from NEBO. :-)
But it still made me smile
Many years ago, I married a widow, who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorisation.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Also, it appears that I am my wife's grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the answer to the following query: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefit?
Ha ha , scrambled my brains trying to keep up with that one
"I'm sorry Sir, we don't serve Time Traveller's in here".
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A Time Traveller walks into a Bar...
Woman walks into a Bar and asks for a double entendre..
So the Barman gave her one.
I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in.
Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life.
Met a bloke in a pub at the weekend (near Richmond Park), he offered me eight legs of Venison for £50, do you think that was two deer ?
I used to go out with a girl who used to punch and bite me every time she had an orgasm.
I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
Fella buys a packet of mixed flavour condoms. Raspberry, Banana, Strawberry etc. He says to his wife "lets play a game, I will put one on and you have to guess what flavour it is" She agrees. She goes under the blankets and says "Cheesy Quavers?" He says "for fecks sake give me a chance to put one on!"
Went to the hospital today to have mole removed from my penis.
RSPCA said i'd just get a warning this time!
A scientist today has invented a bra that stops boobs bouncing up and down and prevents nipples from sticking out in the cold.
His colleagues have kicked his head in.
Q - What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
A - Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Two flies on a turd,one farts,the other says "do you mind? i'm trying to eat"
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
There was also the dyslexic agnostic that didn't believe in dogs.
Or the dyslexic pimp that bought a warehouse and filled it with destitute's.
A serial killer has stabbed 6 people with knitting needles...
Police said in a statement last night.. He seems to be following some sort of pattern!
Our lass just whispered in my ear..
"Tonight I'm going to give you super sex",
I said, -- "I think i'll have the soup"
In the kitchen this morning I found my wife face down and not breathing,
I panicked, I didn't know what to do... Then I remembered,
McDonald's do breakfast till 10:30!
I was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open...
She said 'It's my husband, Quick try the back door...
Thinking back afterwards I really should have legged it,
but you don't get an offer like that everyday!
I know its an old one but ---
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
Good job she is not using him as a spin clean machine :lol: