a daftee with.... ;)
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a daftee with.... ;)
an ability to
Talk loadsa shite
in inimitable style
and with conviction
for loitering near
juicing your silkies
and filling his...
belt blustered blouse
around the delicate
bacon rind area
near that rash
flummoxed by algebra
, Betty hoisted her
not inconsiderable undercarriage
at hapless Harry
who resembled spaghetti
but fancied Betty
who blows goats
whilst baking cakes
and cage-fighting llamas
whilst bashing out
a tune or two
Company, Three crowd
jelly babies wobble
but are useless
as modern weaponry
unless alien intervention
uses them while
Cooking Beef Wellington ;)
in the nude
plums in hand
buttocks tightly clenched
squeezing his seeds
and half breeds
in between two
pleasantly plump breasts
your nicked son!
drop your trousers
eat a hamster
Blow into this! (Oohh!)
check me twicely
up the sphincter
frighteningly ugly sores
which may have
call out Dynorod
tattooed over foreskin
after rigorous de-cheesification
Meanwhile Betty crouched
and killed Watford