of Len Fairclough's thong
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of Len Fairclough's thong
displaying crusty skidmarks
and biscuits with...
Tiffany, RICKAAAYYYY you
She didn't care
I wore her
fur coat frequently
whilst pirouetting merrily
in a pink-Tutu
and a sequined
blouse to-The-Pet-Shop-Boys
West End Girls
East-End Boys
all the same
under their petticoats
No peeking now!
flash-us your gash
bypass the rash
Caused-by-absolutely-shoddy signal-transfer-devices constructed-in-vermin-invested-enviroment
with three legs...
, the middle one
was rather pendulous
and disturbingly protuberant
pointing oddly towards
fanny by gaslight
flashing her muff
at passing motorists
, spraying dandruff everywhere
head and shoulders
submerged in deep
sandcastles of flaky
bakey cakey ness
lashings of ginger-beer
oodles of placenta
It caused a riot
as everyone wanted
by-spouting-overly-mechanical-souding-dsp-compensated-geeko-drivel to the-masses
so Charlie said
Always tell-your mummy
she's a scrubber
because otherwise, daddy
takes it up-the-rear
Exit stair case
enter head case
with physcotic tendancies
ready to mutilate
renovate, exfoliate, annihilate
and later, copulate
and then dismember
prior to barbecuing