I think my brain might have had a funny turn during the night, nothing in the last four posts makes any sense to me :doh:
And I thought our last great Prime Minister was Jim Hacker.
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I think my brain might have had a funny turn during the night, nothing in the last four posts makes any sense to me :doh:
And I thought our last great Prime Minister was Jim Hacker.
Aren't benefits tenants just the best?
Yesterday I started replacing a house of windows and front door at a rental property. I was warned that the tenant was a bit odd. He took himself off upstairs while we replaced the lounge window and front door, but when I shouted upstairs that we were finishing for the day, and that I'd lock the new front door and post the keys, I got no reply. I assumed he was having a kip (most benefits tenants play by night and sleep all day ime).
Went back this morning, and couldn't rouse him. Fearing he might be dead or even worse we broke through an old (next-to-be-replaced) window. Just as the guy turned up. He'd snuck out yesterday, stayed out into the evening, then came home to find himself locked out. So he went and slept on a mate's sofa. So the constant smell of weed yesterday wasn't him, but his neighbour.
Seemed ok about it all, and went off to the shop while we broke into his house, to buy a can of beer. At 9am.
Bet he couldn't do it twice!
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon...X50fS50g%3D%3D
I can see that look catching on with caravanners.
To get it back on is simple enough: place some planks on the ground at the entrance for the van to reverse onto. Then when roof is over its desired position, deflate van tyres and slowly reverse some more. Then bugger off, sell the van and never return :)
Jimmy carr gypsy holocaust joke was well funny, haven't looked on Twittet - or PFM - yet but I imagine they're all wetting their pants.
How the fuck did that prat Robert Preston get thr Itv news at 10 gig? Last night he was hinting that Johnson was slipping into Trumpian aka Fascist behaviour. Can we expect to see Johnson's supporters march on Parliament when he gets the boot?