which was hanging
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which was hanging
like-a-sack-of-spuds
in-need of mashing
with a knob
of smooth greasy...
chilled goose fat
lovely with marmite
if yer Brummie :eyebrows:
who's accent is.......
a little gay
for a docker
fond of a
Meeting of Fockers
fondle some knockers
then I'll de-frock'er
and open her-lady-locker
and-fill-her-chocca
Now where was-I?
Bent over backwards
filling her chocker
nearly broke her
playing strip poker
tried gin rummy
Rubbing your tummy
don't touch below
higher or lower
for a Brucie-Bonus
you dirty bugger
just mug her
no domestic parlance-please
We are flummoxed
as to how
we got to
Upper-Pomplington without a
rotary nipple stimulator
and sensible shoes
5-inch-heel strappy sandals
with-snooze-inducing £65K nordic-speakers
totally incoherent, what?
WHAT?? I'm deaf!
Who said that?
Doris deaf-aid
gives-awesome-tit-wanks-to
aging "soap" stars
for their autograph
and soiled underwear
which she framed
as a trophy
The neighbours objected
to the sight