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Originally Posted by prestonchipfryer
jumped up prat
said Chantelle to
Rodney bloomin' trotter
the bloody rotter!
Get the plonker!
It's a stonker
That is bonkers
tickle my conkers
Hot or Not
His mums not
she's just smelly
sniff her welly
sniff her seat
Sniff her panties
get the fishies
From the river
hate picking currants
Love eating currants
look like weenies
Heading down south
Murray's gone dunit
beaten all comers
up yer arse
Is rather painful!
but more pleasant
shag the peasants
plucky little p(h)easants
Chew on them
like dog's balls
and Claudettes pubes
that's incredibly rude
ease up dude
Whilst eating food
and having sex
willy getting wet
Ooh.... naughty boy
stroke it quicker
It's warm though
moist dear, moist
Very dear, very
but don't worry
have a curry
A ruby murray
in a hurry
No comments ay!
fine i'll sulk
that didn't work
bloody satellite internet
Pj's down again (:lol:;)Get it)