in front of
Printable View
in front of
bemused free loving
incontinent elderly residents
of Buckingham Palace
more Gin Mrs-Sachs-Coburg
Phillip you musn't...
feed Gorilla Parka-Moles
the corgi's biscuits
they're Charles favourite
He dunks them
and talks to-them
along-with Clint Eastwood
right turn Clyde
did I fire-six
could blow your
ass off you
Make my day
said Brian May
bad hair day
use some brylcreem
on your bottom
to prevent chaffing
and make it shiny
with less friction
when tobogganing down
Angela's slippery slope
scorching causes ashes
only removable by
deep deep brushing
with a scaplel
or VPI Machine
Visible Panty Incident
showing-its ugly-head in-public
overlapping Matalan joggers
marinating their thongs
piercings go wrong
when using nails
Straight down blackboards
for juvenile enjoyment
Light your farts!
Practice martial arts!
squeeze young tarts
until they 'pop'
ya cherry gyal
hymens giving way
with consumate ease.
when ramming home
the importance of
good manners, they
paramount to society