prepare for imminent
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prepare for imminent
evacuation, sound alarms
prepare gas masks
There she blows!
inhale the cabbage!
never wash naked
and always use
a wet flannel
to wipe clean
offal based puddings
someone left stuck
to the rim
of her quim
"What a relief"
"her flange didn't..."
meet it's maker
otherwise I wouldn't
be able to
insert a long
flangmange with-jelly
whilst inhaling her
long arm-pit hair
and disease, come together
in a lather
of toxic juices
spreading melon jelly
like vicious rumours
you were gay
I was once
before you discovered
naturualy moist orifices
dampened by dewdrops
secret little crevices
camouflaged by dandruff
romancing the bone
and a rusty trombone
a love trumpet
near love handles
beneath satin lingerie
encasing ample buttocks
fun but windy
Strangely, the aroma
reminds me of
decomposing flesh mixed
with attar of roses
and-a-soupçon-of
syrup of figs
causing me to
act outrageously during
a visit to