ruff muff stuff
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ruff muff stuff
bone a dog
3 times nightly
Doris is sprightly
banging her tightly
bunnion betty does
Eager Eric unzipped
his adult nappy
oh so happy
very piss flappy
just like Dappy
with bulging eyes
viewing the prize
a juicy cherry
revealed by Terry
owned by Kerry
with plump berries
oh so merry
on cheapo sherry
old and hairy
but be wary
of yellow yeast
the gooey bit
moist and sticky
forming a crust
of stinking pus
ready to burst
like a Cheap-whore
you once pumped
in the back-alley
she was filthy
and very smelly
especially her pish-flaps
appearing rotten red
drizzled with juicy
fragrant quim jelly
green and smelly
like your lunch
with a crunch
braised bull bollocks
posing as meatballs
bollocks to you
squeeze them, darling!
make me squirm
eject the sperm
boil the 'man-milk'
until it bubbles
then inject her
into space vacuum
where tarts are